Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Hippy chicks. Sassy dudes.

Hottest girl ever to walk the grounds of PRCS. Joyna Chua, i'll forever remember your funny actions and extremely lame jokes. We'll always be good friends okay? You have a special place in my heart my dear friend.

Latifah? Hope i spelled it right, I'll miss all the times we've had in art class. Umaimah, Suhailah and you, really hilarious. Continue staring at chinese boys okay? Hahaha! When i go back to visit next year, i'll see you in a sec5 class girl!

Shazreen! Shazreen! Shazreen! Prom queen aka MsCrestian! I'll miss smiling at you when we see each other along the corridors, while we're walking up the stairs and in the canteen. You look wonderful, it was my pleasure to have taken a photo with you babe! (:

The only Malay boy from my class that bothered to turn up, screw the rest of em'. Faisal, take care bro. I'll miss all the times we've had together, talking about soccer at the back of the class during lessons and definitely the awesome Thursdays after school when we played soccer together. Don't let what other ppl around you say get to your head, you're smart and you know it my friend!

Hey Grace! Thanks for letting me sleep every single chemistry lesson, hope it doesn't come back and bite me when i collect my results. She was always a great inspirer, no matter how bad my reputation in school was, she always said i'd grow up and be someone great. Thanks alot cher, i'll come back and visit you okay? Just stop calling "ah di".

This picture Weiji extra, i taking he just suddenly sehbok and join in, tsk! This is Mrs Pretty Sheri, taught me in sec3, when i was at the peak of my cheekiness. Ask students of 3/4 2006, they'll explain. Well, she has never shouted at me, never. She'll have a place in my heart as a godmother, take care my dear pretty!

June Henry, i'll miss the times when we happen to meet each other at the school bus stop. Then she'll ask me stupid questions that she already knows the answers to. She used to be the stuff of nightmares when i was in lower sec because i always played truant during cca timing. Sorry for the mess i made.

Taken at the E-hub toilet, i wasn't ready actually. I tell you Guo Xin thinks he's so suave, i wanna' kick him in the nuts so hard.

Outside Subway at Downtown East. I wouldn't allow them to take the picture without me. The sandwich was absolutely awesome. *licks his lips*

Mr Ling Yang Chang, best art teacher ever. His only rival would be Mr Razak. I really wanna' thank this special man for all the hard work and effort he's put into all the art students. He's ill and yet he painstakingly comes back to help us out. Thank you for the Gustav Klimt inspirations and the orange fishes. He hates Mr Ong too, no surprise there.

Coffee Express at around 3-4am. I'll miss seeing these faces from Monday to Friday from 7am to 2pm for the rest of my life. Friendships are forged. Brotherhoods are decreed.

Special girls Jia Hui and Denise. I walked halfway to 230, then suddenly decided to turn back and get a photo with them. Mustn't let something slip away. Was super happy i went back. See Alex's arms around them? That was supposed to be me you flirt!

Wonder whether Jia Hui will read this or not, muahaha! Two Mighty Short girls! They said they just happened to be passing by when they realised it was prom night. Yea right, you two were looking at guys right? Tsk.

Pretty woman, walking down the street! Prettiest nerd in the world hugged me first, so i returned the favour. She looked fabulous that day, stunning too. Boys don't drool alright, she's got high standards and many criteria that you have to meet should you wanna' date this girl. She'll grow up to be a fine young woman. Still rmb she cheated me in mahjong. But nevertheless, i'll miss her dearly. But she'll be fine, there're many boys waiting to catch her if she falls.

This is one spoilt kid i tell ya. Dennis ah Dennis, don't step pro in dota all the time. One day i'll put together a team that'll thrash your sorry asses back to momma. He's another i'll be seeing in a sec5 class next year, for sure.

Now this, is one special man/teacher/mentor/guardian/friend. Home tutor of 5/2, and forever will be. I wonder how many times when we assembled outside our classes for flag raising, and he's there telling my friends and i to keep quiet for just a few minutes so we won't get into trouble. Usually we obey, for like 2 seconds then we start talking again. He has a unique voice though, very soothing and serene. He always tells me the other teachers speak highly of me and have placed high hopes upon my shoulders. I won't let you down sir. I salute you my dear teacher.

Up till now, i still don't know whether Shahira is the class chairperson, or does that position belong to Nikki. Anyway, she's been with me for 2 years now, although i've known her for quite some time. She, coupled with her best friend Surianna always tease me, and i'll really miss them both after we go our seperate ways. I think i still owe you 2 bucks for the class fund right? Haahahaaha!

Let's just say, Pasir Ris Crest Secondary School would be a much nicer place without this man/tormentor/lecturer on stage/proud piece of shit around. But i do have to thank him for letting me come back to school although he expelled me in the middle of 2006. Mr James Ong everybody!

Gayboy, Mr Azhar. I still rmb the Rasputin song he played in my class when he was reliefing when i was sec3. I better go find that song soon, hahah! Was looking for Mdm Phyllis Tan when i stumbled upon him in his office packing something away. Or was he watching porn, it's for the audience to decide. His voice is so weird, there's like something stuck inside his throat or smth, i don't know for sure. But anyway, he'll be remembered too for sure. Wonder why so many female students and ex-students have a crush on him. For god's sake he's so gay!

What can i say? I've known this doggy since i entered prcs as a young boy aspiring to be someone big in this world, and now i'm leaving prcs as a rebellious young man and he's still there. Many would say, i spent 4/5 years in secondary school. But not this person, he'd say i spent 6 years(and possibly one more) in PRCS. We've had our fair share of arguments and fights(most notably the one during chinese class when we were sec4), but we're always brothers. Right Belvin Tan Beng Kok?

This is the best and worst English teacher you can get in PRCS. Good because he gives you a shitload of nonsensical jokes and lame stuff. Bad because he contradicts himself by reporting you to the discipline committee even though he claims he's fighting for the greater good. He taught me when i was sec3, and i don't rmb handing in much homework because even though he gave out threats, he never collected homework. So boys and girls, let's just pray hard and hope he is/isn't your English teacher next year.

One thing i really feel was downright unfair to me during my time at PRCS was that i was never taught by the one and only Ms Jennifer Chua. She's so old that she calls everyone "kiddos" or "children". She's got a great sense of fashion actually, which is extremely rare and almost extinct in teachers nowadays. I'm pretty sure if she had taught me Combined Humanites, i wouldn't have rushed like a rat running from a cat on the day of my SS and Geography exams to remember the facts. I still remember she wanted to punch me on the day of the prom. All because i told her not to eat too much or she'd get fat.

Greatest math teacher ever, thank god she took over our class midway through the year or we'd all have failed maths without even needing to collect the results. She's like a mother to me you know, and she's never once raised her voice at me let alone our class. Thank you for staying back until 12am in school to teach me math a day before paper 2. My cumulative graph question is sure to get fulls marks. I'll be visiting you often so don't miss my presense Mum. I'm still looking forward to going to your house(where your hot niece will be) and baking those oreo cheesecakes which could become a worldwide hit someday!

Know the advertisement where the chimpanzee goes : "Hi, i'm Paul!"? No.. Okay nvm forget it. This is Mr Paul Ng, he used to be so lenient until he was appointed Discipline Master. But he still closed one eye when he saw us doing stuff around the school that would usually get a normal student prosecuted and hanged. I wonder what he's doing with his hand, am i that hot? Muacks.

Okay guys, that's about it. There are a few more, i'll have to search through other students' blogs and friendster to obtain them. I'll be writing a thousand word essay on my time at PRCS, and it's wonderful staff and students really soon. As for now, that's all i have. Have to rush off to a wake now, meeting at 7pm, and i'm already running late.

As for my stalker, i know she's reading this right now, hahahahah! Meet up some time aight? You know who you are honey. And i'm not sad okay, i'm just feeling deep and sensitive right now. Sometimes i lie on my bed at like 2am in the morning and i just can't go to sleep because thoughts of my life at PRCS flashes in my mind, and i don't want to ever leave that wonderful place y'know?

Shower time. Care to join me?

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